I get sick two weeks away from the students. As punishment, my body decides to become ill.
My wife says that I get sick because I miss my students. I think she’s joking because if any student reads this they’re probably getting excited about the prospect of a substitute teacher the day they return from vacation.
felixnation :: Dec.24.2008 :: The Coal Mine, students, wife :: Comments Off
Yesterday afternoon, before we leave work, our Assistant Principal makes the following announcement:
All after-school activities are canceled. Please check the website before you call or come in to school tomorrow.
felixnation :: Dec.19.2008 :: Mad Schemes, Odysseys, The Coal Mine, coworkers, wife :: Comments Off
Nope.
And muscles don’t secretly work out on their own, either. So when a coworker asks if you’ve been working out when you’ve actually been doing the opposite (slacking out), then what can you possibly say in return?
felixnation :: Dec.17.2008 :: The Coal Mine, coworkers :: Comments Off
Today I am wearing a dark collared shirt with brown corduroy pants. They do not go together. It’s not just that they’re not from the same species or branch of animal, but it’s rather like they’re from completely different trees.
How do I reach this state? Wind. Wind and trees and power lines.
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felixnation :: Dec.15.2008 :: Fashion Police, Hermit Cave, The Coal Mine, coworkers :: Comments Off
That’s right. It’s that time of year.
Every now and then I order something on the Internet that I don’t have delivered to my two safe zones–work or parents’ house. It’s already bad enough that when a box arrives my dad just asks me if it’s my “little men” of miniature toy soldiers, or that the office staff tells me they got presents for me when they put a box of traded Monsterpocalypse figures in my mailbox. And this time, for some reason, I didn’t want to share the delivery of my Playstation 3.
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felixnation :: Dec.13.2008 :: Addictions, Fortuna, Hermit Cave, Mad Schemes, coworkers, friends, wife :: Comments Off
The Internet makes you stupid. I believe this is a scientifically proven study. If it isn’t, then someone better get on it if they want to contend for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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felixnation :: Dec.08.2008 :: Hermit Cave, Learnin' Stuff, family, friends, wife :: Comments Off
I don’t know much, but I know cold.
Today I try to fix the problem.
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felixnation :: Dec.01.2008 :: Hermit Cave, Learnin' Stuff :: Comments Off
To quote the Holy Grail, I’m not dead yet, but I’m not perfectly well. Pain in the back and my voice feels like it’s going somewhere that my larynx can’t reach. It scratches.
However, I don’t want to use a sick day.
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felixnation :: Dec.01.2008 :: The Coal Mine :: Comments Off