So I say to myself, Self, if only you (I) would post to the blogs before posting to the message boards, I (you) would have fousands and fousands of blog posts instead of the [insert number of blog posts] that you (I) have.
Self replies, Seriously, what kind of name is ‘Self’?
Self says, Couldn’t you come up with a better name? Something cool and exotic?
‘Self’ isn’t exotic enough for you?
No.
Well then. Now that I (you) have this post out of the way, let’s say we look up possible names for you (we).
Excellent. Did you realize it’s 6AM? In the summer?
I am aware of that fact, Self.
Grr…