Felix’s Blog

I am constantly afraid of running out of anti-perspirant. I don’t know if it’s a fear of sweat, showers, or smell, but the fear exists at the top of my mind.

So the deoderant/anti-perspirant strategy goes something like this:

1. When a stick is halfway empty, buy another stuck.
2. When in doubt, buy another stick.
3. When on sale, buy another stick.
4. If the room doesn’t have a stick, and you have extra, smuggle it into the room.
5. If the bag doesn’t have a stick, and you have extra, smuggle it in the bag.
6. If the event involves physical activity of any kind, smuggle in a stick.
7. Shower (on occasion).

felixnation :: Jun.24.2007 :: Hermit Cave, Mad Schemes :: No Comments »