Just one more reason to hate the snow
I came home today and made an effort to shovel before leaving the house to pick up my wife. The snow wasn’t difficult to lift and toss, since it was all powder and I don’t think I touched any kind of ice with my shovel.
However, an hour and a half later the wind’s come in and there’s snow all over my earlier handiwork. The snow hasn’t stopped, the wind continues to blow drifts, and we’re supposed to expect six more inches of the stuff to come down tonight.
My wife looked at the parking spot furniture, the snow drifts, the covered path to our garbage cans and said an awful thing:
“I guess we’re waking up earlier than usual tomorrow.”
If the snow truly is Johnny Depp cutting up ice sculptures up in the mountains, then he never deserved Winona Ryder anyway.
felixnation :: Feb.13.2007 :: Fashion Police, Fortuna, wife :: No Comments »