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I need 1000 excuses before summer.

I didn’t know that a phone call to the West coast could be so dangerous.

It’s my friend’s birthday tomorrow. We hadn’t talked in years, so I picked up the phone and called her. From our end, my wife told me that I sounded like our very first date– I wouldn’t stop talking.

Except that I wasn’t nervous on the phone today. I was happy to hear from her, my friend whom I had adopted as family back in high school. And somehow, in the midst of all the catching up, I agreed to travel West next summer to reach a gaming convention and hang out with her and her husband for a few days.

I agreed to what? A trip West would mean that I had agreed to the following:

  1. Leave the house.
  2. Travel by plane, train, automobile across the Badlands.
  3. Schlep a bag of toy soldiers.
  4. Again, leave the house.
  5. Socialize. Every. Single. Day.
  6. Like, talk to people.
  7. Leave the house.

The worst of it would be leaving my wife behind. But I already made contigency plans. Excuses:

  1. Meningitis
  2. Graduation celebration with my wife– in Hawaii
  3. Work summer school
  4. Um, mow the lawn
  5. Sort socks
  6. Wash hair
  7. It’s not you, it’s me…

Ok that’s all lame. I do want to see them, I just can’t imagine that much interaction in a condensed time period.

And I’d miss my wife. I always miss her.

So excuse number 1000: I would miss my wife.