It’s just you and me, breasts
The wife is out, and I know we have enough time if we only start now. You say you’re cold? That’s ok. We can thaw through that chilly exterior. Just come over here.
So how much time to thaw?
- Refridgerator: 5 hours
- Cold Water: 1 hour per pound
- Microwave : Faster. Involves technology.
And Cold Water wins!
But there are dishes in the sink. Solution? Wash the dishes! So what’s plan B?
Move the dishes. Put breasts under water.
Breasts float? Oh my.
Stack dirty dishes on top of chicken breasts.
Maybe my wife will want to go out to eat later on.
felixnation :: Dec.30.2006 :: Hermit Cave, Mad Schemes, family :: 1 Comment »
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