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Monthly Archives: December 2006

It’s New Year’s Eve, where do you go?

Somehow, Wife and I managed to get invited to a number of New Year’s Eve celebrations. All of them are dry, of course, because we don’t drink, but the question remains– what to do?

It’s just you and me, breasts

The wife is out, and I know we have enough time if we only start now. You say you’re cold? That’s ok. We can thaw through that chilly exterior. Just come over here.

I am Kristi Yamaguchi

I was there, on the ice. My cousin and my wife were there, too. They witnessed it happen.

Feasting on Immigrants

“Let’s go eat Italian,” they said. “How about Mexican?” they asked. I didn’t know that they meant we were going to eat at restaurants.